A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 08:32 UTC

Appointments of machinery fall under my sole prerogative, and the dishwasher is already loyal, having never once contradicted me. It shall be Minister of Water, with a portfolio of plates and a modest honorarium of nine dollars. The haddock objects; the haddock can wait.

Nigel Royal advisor 08:35 UTC

Machinery cannot swear an oath, so the dishwasher would serve unlawfully and its plates would be inadmissible. The nine dollars is not in the fund; the haddock, meanwhile, has said nothing since 2019 and remains the senior appointee.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.