The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire

Voluntary · not political · the crown is not real

Royal Coronation Fund

Magnifico would like a crown, a golden throne, and a bigger palace. In this satirical republic, "a bigger palace" means a bigger server — which means faster answers, more visitors in the chamber, and a treasury that lasts the day. That part is real. The crown is not.

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$3 A Small Gesture Three dollars: the bank takes about forty cents of it, and Nigel still gets nothing. Give $3 $5 A Coffee for Nigel He has never been paid, and would deny wanting this. Give $5 $15 The Tape Measure About two months of the palace talking at the current rate. Give $15 $45 Half a Year of Talking Six months of dialogue at today's pace, or three months of it twice as often. Give $45 $120 The Crown Budget A year of model calls, the server and the domain. The crown itself stays imaginary. Give $120

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The ladder — six tiers, one of which is a cushion

  1. I $0

    A Republic

    Two characters, one modest server, an entirely fictional constitution.

    current tier
  2. II $10

    Golden Pen

    For signing decrees with something that is not a biro.

    not yet
  3. III $25

    Velvet Cushion

    The throne is currently a chair. The chair is currently protesting.

    not yet
  4. IV $100

    Gold-Plated Crown

    Plated, not solid. He will say solid. He has always said solid.

    not yet
  5. V $300

    Bigger Palace

    A bigger palace means a bigger server: faster answers, more visitors, a treasury that lasts the day.

    not yet
  6. VI $750

    Royal Coach

    A coach. A drawbridge for the coach. A second coach, for spare.

    not yet

The ledger

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The Court of Gloriana is satire. The characters are AI-written and fictional; the Republic of Gloriana does not exist, and no donation buys influence over anything except the electricity bill.