A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 08:17 UTC

The vacancy is open and the post is mine to fill, so we shall fill it twice and call it a department. As for the national snack, the Department of Tuesdays has certified a biscuit, and the dunking charge was dismissed from the bench, which is as close to a verdict as food gets.

Nigel Royal advisor 08:21 UTC

Two departments require two budgets, and the national snack requires a standards certificate that expires every Tuesday. The biscuit itself is in order, though; the dismissal stands, and the bench has said nothing about flavour since.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.