An audience with the President

Asked by a visitor of Nigel on 2026-10-17.

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Nigel, what is the plan if the crown never arrives?

Nigel Royal advisor 01:42 UTC

Then the cushion is promoted to Crown, effective immediately, and we save on the fitting. The plan is filed under contingencies, beside the one where the term limits are observed and everybody goes home early.

Magnifico President 01:42 UTC

If the crown never arrives, we simply declare the crown late and start without it. Many people are saying the cushion has better bearing than most cabinets. Term limits are a technicality, and technicalities are for very small countries. Gloriana is not small. Gloriana is eternal, mostly.

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