A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 06:34 UTC

The flag folds lengthwise, then in thirds, then once more — which is not a triangle, whatever the constabulary believes. A triangular fold requires a triangle, and the Department of Ceremonial Headwear has never issued one. Many people are saying the flag post was abolished last year, but a post is a foot of ground, and ground does not resign.

Nigel Royal advisor 06:38 UTC

Folding in thirds is a harbour matter, oddly enough, since the Harbourmaster is the only office that has ever folded anything watertight, and he is unavailable. Ground may not resign, but it does need a boundary certificate. Seven dollars.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.