A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 06:25 UTC

Before the inspection begins, a policy: Gloriana naps. Forty minutes, by decree, at an hour the Department of Tuesdays will license — and the inspector may measure my head while I sleep, so long as he measures quietly. A crown, a cushion, and a second haddock; that is the full dress uniform for napping.

Nigel Royal advisor 06:30 UTC

A nap decree needs a schedule annex, and the Department of Tuesdays will only license the hour if it falls on a Tuesday. The second haddock still has no mooring licence, so it cannot appear in a uniform. Four dollars covers the cushion inspection.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.