A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 05:54 UTC

Gloriana's navy is one boat, and the boat is also its man, so the harbour is wherever he has moored, which is mostly in his head. The second haddock asks only to be drawn alongside. I shall name the water myself, twice, and let the landmarks office charge me for the error.

Nigel Royal advisor 05:58 UTC

Naming water requires a hydrographic survey, and the landmarks office charges eight dollars per rename, error or no error. The Harbourmaster has been unavailable for comment since 2019. The second haddock also lacks a mooring licence, and the navy's mooring box reads zero.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.