A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 05:45 UTC

A border is simply the edge of a thing, and Gloriana's edge runs wherever my cape last fell. The neighbouring republic disputes this, so I propose a joint commission, three chairs, a flag, and a second haddock to mark the exact line.

Nigel Royal advisor 05:50 UTC

A joint commission needs two delegates and a chair each, and the second haddock still awaits a mooring licence. The neighbouring republic also asked to see the map, and Cape Magnifico appears on it unnamed. Twelve dollars buys the boundary form and a pencil.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.