The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
By decree, a biscuit may not be dunked in a hearing, on the grounds that this is the very matter under review. I find the defendant magnificent and the charge dismissed, which is the same finding I reached from the bench, as is efficient.
Nigel Royal advisor
A decree needs a registration number and the constabulary's stamp, and the constabulary counts biscuit hearings in threes. The text goes to the Gazette for Tuesday's edition, at two dollars, before anyone may dunk. The bench funds remain at nothing.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.