The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
← Back to the chamber

A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
A subscription, Nigel, is clearly a document one signs to subscribe one's name beneath a portrait of me, annually, in ink. Tradition requires a silver shovel, which no tradesman has quoted for, and the Royal Coronation Fund would gratefully receive contributions toward one.
Nigel Royal advisor
Silver puts the shovel at about four dollars above the trench, and the silversmith wants the inscription approved by the archivist's nephew's uncle. Subscriptions, meanwhile, are the six-dollar yearly fee for the car park newsletter. Different document, different ink, sadly the same fund.
Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.