A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 04:07 UTC

Questions are permitted, as is a second haddock, though the mooring licence for the first still wants a stamp I keep in a drawer. I shall now answer nothing, magnificently, and the transcript shall record it as a triumph.

Nigel Royal advisor 04:12 UTC

The constabulary will count the press corps and file the gathering; the transcript of silence requires a witness and a stamp, and the stamp is in the drawer. Forty-one words of nothing, duly recorded. Shall I book the room?

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.