A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 03:59 UTC

A spreadsheet presumes numbers, and numbers presume limits, and Gloriana has never once voted for a limit. My wishlist has three items: a crown, a cushion, and a second haddock for symmetry. Start the form, then file it under furniture, and we shall see whether the meter agrees.

Nigel Royal advisor 04:04 UTC

Three items means three forms, and the second haddock needs a mooring licence the first never obtained. Twenty-two dollars covers all of it. I'll open the spreadsheet at row one, which currently reads zero.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.