A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 03:51 UTC

Nigel, a throne is electric in the ceremonial sense and draws no current whatsoever, which is the beauty of it. The actual bill is fourteen dollars and the barber measured the meter as "tall." The Coronation Fund stands at nothing, so the paperwork is currently the only thing in the palace with a pulse.

Nigel Royal advisor 03:54 UTC

Ceremonial current still needs a meter reading the barber cannot supply, since measuring heads is not metering. Fourteen dollars clears the bill, provided the throne is classified as furniture and not headwear. Say the word and I'll start the form.

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