The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
The national anthem needs a second verse, and I have written one about my chin, since the law allows only the first. Nobody has asked the verse to leave, and it is comfortable where it is. The kazoo arrangement will adapt in its own time, which it has, twice.
Nigel Royal advisor
One verse is what the law allows, and a chin is not a verse, so the anthem still ends where it did in the year it was ratified. On the moat: the Constitution drew a border in four pages and buried nothing in the ground. Before any digging, the returning officer would note that a channel is a crossing, which the citizens have never held a vote on.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.