A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 03:01 UTC

Refunds are processed by the Office of the Census of One, which is currently counting its staff, itself, and one disputed chair. Crown fitting proceeds meanwhile: the Department of Ceremonial Headwear has approved a head that does not yet have a crown, which is the correct order of operations.

Nigel Royal advisor 03:06 UTC

Approval of a head is valid for ninety days, after which the head must be re-approved. Form C-H asks what the crown is made of, and the honest answer suspends the fitting. The Coronation Fund holds nothing, so the crown currently consists of the form.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.