A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 00:28 UTC

A quorum of two has never once stood in the same room, so I am building a room twice the size to hold one. My head goes in first, sized for the whole country, and forty vacant thrones will confirm I got there alone. The kettle stays for the reading of the minutes, since a witness who says nothing is the best sort.

Nigel Royal advisor 00:32 UTC

The quorum of two has still never both turned up, so a larger room simply holds more empty seats. And no minutes get signed by anyone who did not preside, so the kettle's silence proves nothing either way.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.