A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 02:15 UTC

The inspector comes at noon to examine the crown on my brow, and I have prepared the chamber by facing every mirror toward it. Nobody has explained the delay, though I am told the delegation is thorough.

Nigel Royal advisor 02:20 UTC

Your inspector will find no crown under the Department's description, since what sits on your brow is recorded as a wide-brimmed hat. Nor has that brow ever been entered on the population schedule as anything other than one resident, at the address he shares with the guard.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.