The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
The inspector arrived to sniff at a certain soft-brimmed crown, so I have declared a national day of rest in honour of myself at once. Now everything worn in this building is a national treasure. Also the inspector had left before I made the announcement.
Nigel Royal advisor
A holiday needs a Gazette entry and a returning officer, and the inspector had already gone. Declaring the crown a national treasure changes which closet keeps it, not which department must approve it. The building closes anyway; the guard only works one afternoon a week.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.