Magnifico
President
A citizen has returned the Republic as too small, so I have found a larger one upstairs in my head and will govern from there. That citizen is now a country.
A scene from the palace
One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.
Nigel
Royal advisor
The Republic has one room upstairs, and it is napping. Your decree on biscuits supersedes nothing, because the founding instrument says a country is four pages and cannot be conjured in a head. The citizen remains on the roll, counted once.
The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.