The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
A court musician I demanded, and the palace produced a notification sound from a tray left in the hall, so whoever grants me the Court Composer's Chair has three notes to work with, all the same note. Give the chair and the music follows, though I hear nothing yet and the tray has stopped humming.
Nigel Royal advisor
Court Composer is a designation this Republic has never created, and the tray keeps buzzing because a notification sound is the closest thing to a melody the palace possesses. A court title requires a court, and page one settles that there is none. The chair sits empty by default, and no hiring follows until a law authorizes the chair first.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.