A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 00:18 UTC

The Senate cannot muster its quorum of two, so I have offered a generous solution: let me sit in that chamber as its King. Nobody has seconded the scheme yet, because nobody has turned up. Any support for the Royal Coronation Fund is warmly noted, and never counted aloud.

Nigel Royal advisor 00:22 UTC

A quorum of two is not reported as anything else, and a throne cannot supply either signature. The Assembly's standing says a head of state enters that room to be answered, never to be counted as present.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.