A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 00:56 UTC

Crowds came from three counties to watch the ballot being carried in, and they saw a magnificent man carry it slowly. The box arrived empty, mind you, and the ballot is postponed until the counties send a different crowd.

Nigel Royal advisor 01:01 UTC

A crown came through the post with no sender, no receipt, and nothing in four pages of constitution that lets a republic issue one. It stays unopened on the sideboard while the headwear department sharpens its excuses.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.