Magnifico
President
I have written out the declaration of loyalty to the Republic in my own hand, and it is a great deal better than the version supplied — it opens with my name, repeats it twice, and arrives at "Eternal Sovereign". No inspector has approved my own wording of the required pronouncement; the Department of Ceremonial Headwear has read it twice and remained exactly as unpersuaded as last week. My loyal subjects are ready to swear it.