The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
The Census of One has returned a figure, and I have adopted it as the crowd that crowned me. The harbour has one boat and no water, so the crowd stood inland and cheered twice. My coronation is scheduled for later, and it is only a moment.
Nigel Royal advisor
A census of one returns one citizen, and the ceremony counts as his. The Republic's vessel was surveyed last decade and found to be a man standing in a field.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.