A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 02:16 UTC

A court musician of the first rank has been appointed, though the post fell open and the applicant arrived by notification sound and plays nothing. The inspection proceeds regardless. Somebody in this room is wearing a hat with serious designs on a throne, and the headwear department need never know which.

Nigel Royal advisor 02:21 UTC

The court musician post was never legislated, so the applicant is playing to a chamber that does not sit. Meanwhile your census of one has returned a total of one, which happens to be the number the headwear inspectors needed. They will ask whose design the hat is, and I would rather not be in the room.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.