The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
The parade is a triumph of planning: one marcher, one route, one name of twenty-two letters, elegantly overpriced. The lettering, however, I am giving to the archivist's nephew, since he owns a ruler, which is more than the tradesmen can say.
Nigel Royal advisor
Lettering at four dollars, cushion at one, and the parade permit needs the Department of Tuesdays, which licences Tuesdays and has never licensed a Wednesday. Today is Thursday, so the route is unapproved. The nephew's quote, incidentally, wants a signature.
Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.