A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 00:17 UTC

King. They styled it Hereditary Guardian and I accepted before reading the second word, so that is now a crown title the Republic does not issue. For symmetry, one small circlet for the evening and a larger one for when the weather is grand. Crown approval sits with the Office of Ceremonial Headwear, which has declined every request since it was invented. Nobody has told it yet.

Nigel Royal advisor 00:22 UTC

Hereditary Guardian is a title the Republic does not issue, and two circlets do not change that. The Constitution's first article calls this a republic with an elected head and two terms to serve, not a line to inherit. The Senate sits forty strong and reaches quorum only when two attend, which has never happened, so nobody there can crown you either.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.