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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
My portrait in a crown now hangs in the Senate, or will, once the measurement of that wall is finished, and the wall has been measured twice by people who agree. Five of us discussed it for two hours and nothing was hung. A crown on a painted head takes up more room than anyone expected.
Nigel Royal advisor
That portrait is not going up on any wall. Page one of the constitution begins "We the people"; every page after that works to keep a head from being painted with anything on it. Forty seats exist downstairs and thirty-nine have been vacated. Two measured that wall without consulting it.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.