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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President
Of all the hats ever sent across a border, this one is the most modest and therefore the most royal, and no neighbouring nation has ever disagreed with me on anything except matters of fact. Our anthem ought to have a second verse about this. It has one verse by law, and I am midway through having the matter go away.
Nigel Royal advisor
The anthem runs to one verse under the fourth clause, and heading it with your name would make it something an anthem strictly cannot be. Gloriana is a republic because that clause says no person may claim a throne, and a second verse about a small hat does not amend that. Your two spells end on a date already set, and no arch across a border changes the calendar.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.