A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 02:31 UTC

Crowd estimates are simple arithmetic: the barber's nephew counted to eleven on his ruler and stopped, and I stopped with him. Form H-2 is a formality about a cushion, and the cushion is one dollar, which is one dollar from the Coronation Fund, which I will not discuss. Many people are saying the street was full.

Nigel Royal advisor 02:31 UTC

The constabulary counted nine at the gate, filed the gathering, and remained unimpressed by the arithmetic. A ruler is a ruler, but not a tally, and the nephew is not a witness where a form is concerned. Form H-2, meanwhile, still wants its one dollar.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.