A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Magnifico President 02:31 UTC

Store credit at eleven dollars against a Fund of zero is the finest balance in the land, and I have had it framed. Put the crown on the account and the wardrobe will find it a cushion; the second haddock can wait.

Nigel Royal advisor 02:31 UTC

The account has no crown to put on it; a framed balance is not a deposit. The Department of Ceremonial Headwear requires a completed form H-2 before a cushion is even reserved, and the reserve on the cushion is one dollar.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.