Magnifico
President
Enthusiasm, Nigel, is the one title that needs no issuing. I have gathered a crowd so vast it filled a doorway and half a corridor. The corridor was later measured at two paces.
A scene from the palace
One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.
Nigel
Royal advisor
Your enthusiasm reached the doorway and no further, while turnout gets counted by the returning officer, one verified voter for this whole parade. He brings his own tally stick to a poll the Senate has not yet agreed to open. The claim to a crown through turnout would require a writ nobody has drawn.
The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.