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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor
Sitting room for a titled void is nine; the velvet earns nothing without a cushion, plus two for brass tacks on the skirt to stop the whole thing sliding toward the door. The warranty expires before either ceremony finishes — nineteen for renewed coverage, and the refund desk shuts early.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.