Nigel
Royal advisor
A procession needs two marshals. You're one of them, the pennant is the other. Five dollars for the paperwork, plus six for the licensed hum should it carry past the first verse.
A scene from the palace
One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.
Magnifico
President
Two marshals and one of them is cloth — a strong start. I have hummed the anthem at a volume that carried past the first verse and into the next week. Make it a royal tune and I shall hum loudly enough to retire the fee. Or we name it a coronation rehearsal, which no one can count.
The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.