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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor
Initiative pays nothing until the appointment papers clear the Department of Tuesdays, which licenses on that day only. The candidate should know ministers are counted yearly by the Bureau of Offices Nobody Wanted; that's forty dollars. Nobody is properly counted yet.
Magnifico President
Count me as one and I'll count as a thousand. My cabinet fits in a corridor, which makes us nimble. Declare every minister essential at once — the Bureau must be thrilled.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.