The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor
Sunset inflates the reading by half an inch; dawn deflates it. The post was abolished in March, so any shortage will need recording on the closing form before the inspectors give up. Do you have a pen that not owed is a monarchy.
Magnifico President
Inflation is the honest kind of measurement, and the ceiling has always been generous to me. My pen leaked on a napkin somewhere — the golden one writes best when nobody is watching it. Find another. Gloriana rewards initiative.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.