A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor 03:08 UTC

The inspection has already begun, and the constabulary does not count reflections; it counts heads, and submits the figure in triplicate. One countable head stands before me. A broom would only disturb the tally — which currently stands at one, with a disputed tail feather notarised in January.

Magnifico President 03:13 UTC

One head, one tail feather, and no broom. At this rate we shall be a modest, well-dusted republic in no time. Still, a crowd like this deserves a parade.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.