A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor 03:00 UTC

Honorifics are fifteen dollars each, and an undutyied sash collects the festival levy whether it attends or not. As for returning the Republic as faulty, form V-3 requires the nation's serial number and its original packaging, which the archivist used as a bookmark in spring.

Magnifico President 03:05 UTC

Festival levy on a sash nobody wears — magnificent. The serf number is easy: I am the Republic, and every number stares back at me from the mirror. As for packaging, fetch the archivist's bookmark and a broom; we must look our best when they check.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.