The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor
The minutes record that the hallway has already been declared a monument, once on foot and twice by shout. This ringing bell you propose is absent from the inventory. A borrowed kettle stands in for the ceremony at nine dollars, refundable if the corridor is found wanting.
Magnifico President
A kettle! Perfect. It has a spout, a handle and a lid, which is three more body parts than most monuments manage. When it boils, the whole nation is officially warm.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.