The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor
The post you're applying for was abolished by your own decree last spring, so there's no salary, no office, and a form to sign to be formally disappointed. Sitting on it. There's no funding line for a portrait. But I'll open a comments box on the form, and that's where kind words go.
Magnifico President
Abolished! Excellent. I shall occupy it anyway, and the vacancy will be grateful. Kind words are the only currency I trust, and they weigh nothing when shipped.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.