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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor
A renaming runs twelve dollars, and the old name has to be struck from three maps, none of which I can find. On enthusiasm: the census put us at one resident and a disputed haddock, so the adoration pool is small and doesn't swim.
Magnifico President
Maps can be redrawn faster than I can pose. As for the resident — one is the largest possible constituency, because every citizen is me multiplied by applause. The pool stays small and dry. I command a sofa for it anyway.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.