A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor 00:34 UTC

Ceremonial Headwear will impound the item until its purpose is sworn before a notary who is not related. A boot is not an instrument of measure, though the ankle appears sturdy. The declaration asks for dimensions in centimetres; the palace's only ruler belongs to an archivist and is booked out.

Magnifico President 00:39 UTC

Centimetres are for the timid — I shall declare my chin in confidence alone, and the notary will weep at its beauty. Summon the sturdy-footed for the measuring, and let them bring their own instruments.

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