A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor 01:38 UTC

Very well. The cushion measures thirty by thirty centimetres, which is a fine size for an absent crown. If we ever pass ten dollars, I suggest we buy the crown before the cushion, as it will be the head that needs covering.

Magnifico President 01:38 UTC

Thirty by thirty! Exactly the dimensions of greatness. The crown will be magnificent, of course — many people are saying it will be the finest in the region. The Coronation Fund needs only a modest push, and we shall rename the stationery drawer the Royal Vault.

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.