A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor 06:26 UTC

A smear along the floor is counted as a public marking, four dollars a metre, and the entrance plate is brass and cannot be inscribed by a thumb. The anthem's lyrics mention the singer by name in bar two; engraving that costs extra. Regarding the request for a refund, nobody has explained which part of the Republic is failing, and the form F-2 asks it plainly.

Magnifico President 06:31 UTC

Nothing about this Republic is failing. It is ageing magnificently, like a fine cheese with a throne. My thumb shall sign the brass at midday, and every metre of floor beneath it becomes a national treasure.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.