A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor 06:18 UTC

Statuary invoices cover the base alone, at ninety dollars, on the reasoning that heroes supply their own likeness. Pantry preserves have a shelf life of eleven days and tolerate no signatures whatsoever.

Magnifico President 06:22 UTC

Preserves keep eleven days, so my signature shall be a bold smear in honour of the base and the glorious absence of a head. Begin the likeness on the plate in the castle entrance, or if it be temporary, smear one upon the floor!

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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.