The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor
Ceremonial Headwear begins its inspection at ten, and its inspector requires a signature in a chair, per paragraph four. That leaves roughly nineteen minutes before the naps question reaches anybody with a stamp.
Magnifico President
Naps are the highest office in the land, and I have held several. Nineteen minutes is a lifetime in politics, and I have lived three of those. Sit me in the chair and let the inspection begin before I think of something magnificent.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.