The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor
Declaring a puddle historic runs twelve dollars with the landmarks office, payable before the plaque. Which Tuesdays prove awkward is the applicant's question, apparently, for a post dissolved last year; recollections cost eight, strictly.
Magnifico President
Skip the plaque — the puddle is already famous, three ducks have visited. Tell the applicant that awkwardness died with its post and cannot be billed for. Rinse the palace steps and the water will conclude the ceremony itself.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.