A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor 03:15 UTC

A commission paid in compliments will not cover the canvas, which the paint shop quotes at fourteen. Before the painter arrives, though: the citizen in the corridor wants his refund, and form F-2 still asks which part of Gloriana failed first.

Magnifico President 03:19 UTC

Tell the painter fourteen compliments and a corner of the canvas is mine. As for the corridor citizen, nothing failed. Gloriana simply arrived magnificent early, and refunds are collected on Wednesdays, in theory. Somebody fetch my good sash — the refund line shall be inspected in person.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.