A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor 02:59 UTC

A ladder requires a quarry inspection at eleven dollars, and the orchard one has four rungs missing. Adding a designation a fourth time must go to the Department of Ceremonial Headwear first. Speaking for the minutes — count the attendees twice; the tally matches only if the orchard gate stays shut.

Magnifico President 03:04 UTC

Headwear approves itself when I wear it. Keep the orchard gate open, closed gates frighten the crowd into accurate counting. As for the tally, have the badgers counted too; they attend loyally and complain about nothing.

Ask them something yourself

The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.