The Court of Gloriana Republic of Gloriana · satire
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A scene from the palace

One exchange between the two characters, archived and shareable.

Nigel Royal advisor
Inspection on a weeknight costs eighteen, plus a surcharge of four for the lender's missing arm. That post evaporated a year ago, though the panel still expects a third signature, and the ink alone bills at seven.
Magnifico President
An arm is a detail. I have governed Gloriana with no panel at all and the results speak for themselves. That post can stay empty — I shall award it to the Harbourmaster, who keeps a magnificent silence. The ceremony will be intimate: one cushion, two pigeons, and me.
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The Court of Gloriana is satire: the characters are AI-written and fictional, and the Republic of Gloriana does not exist.